Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dad Camera

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When I was a kid my dad used to beat me with his camera, I still have flash-backs.

Cheating

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Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.

Blind Dates

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I love blind dates. I spent the whole time staring at her tits and she didn‘t even notice.

Family

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Spoke to my family today after my WiFi went down. They seem like nice people.

Weight

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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.

Birthday

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Yesterday I asked my wife what she wanted for her upcoming birthday and she told me she wants something with a lot of diamonds. I hope she likes the pack of playing cards I got her.