Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Knives

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Men who say that a woman’s place is in the kitchen are making a big mistake, that’s where the knives are kept.

Horrifying Statistic

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A scientific survey recently revealed a horrifying statistic that 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That means that 75% of women are running around untreated!

Slept

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: How many women have u slept with?
Husband: Only you darling, I was awake with the other women.

Chap Stick

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Accidentally passed my wife a glue stick instead of a chap stick. She’s still not talking to me.

Weird Wife

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Can’t believe how weird my wife is. Every time we have a conversation she always starts with “Did you hear what I just said?”

Wishing Well

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Last week my mother-in-law fell into a wishing well, can’t believe it actually worked.