Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Policewoman

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Last night my girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed…

2 minutes later she told me all the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Troubles

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I tried to drown my troubles the other night but the wife doesn’t like swimming.

Never Quiet

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Why don’t women fart? Because they don’t shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

Role Reversal

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My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.

Spark

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My wife told me earlier today the spark between us had gone.
So I tasered her.

I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.