Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jul

Bottle Top

By Frank

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+76 -22

Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.

Sep

Drinking

By Sammy

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+81 -30

My favourite text message to send to the wife when I’m out drinking at the bar.

“I’ll be home in 5 minutes… If not… read this again!!”

Jul

Wife Afraid

By Rob

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+75 -27

My wife used to be afraid of the dark until she saw me nayked, now she’s afraid of the light.

Apr

Dates

By Sammy

in Relationship Jokes

+98 -51

I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st.

Jan

Cats

By Herandez

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+120 -75

Five things women love in cats but hate in men which proves they are crazy hypocrites.

1. Cats are covered in body hair.
2. Cats don’t listen.
3. Cats don’t come in when you call.
4. Cats stay out all night.
5. Cats like to be left alone and sleep all day.

Jun

Cheating

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+51 -7

Girlfriend just accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.