Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom.

Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

Bottle Top

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Just spent the last hour tightening every bottle top and jar in my house. That will teach my wife for saying she doesn’t need me anymore.

Definition of Hypocrisy

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Women color their hair, get boob-jobs, plastic surgery, liposuction, wear heels to increase their height…

Then complain that there’s no real men out there.

Wife Afraid

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My wife used to be afraid of the dark until she saw me nayked, now she’s afraid of the light.

Anywhere

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Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.

Dates

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I don’t always get asked out on dates but when I do it’s always April 1st.