08Nov Like Best By PeteG in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +68 -10 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom. Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body? Husband: Your sense of humor.
17Nov Car By SteveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +111 -53 Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.
29Mar Anywhere By FrankD in Relationship Jokes +80 -23 Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.
17Dec Her Hands By Dave in Relationship Jokes +67 -10 After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.
12Dec Definition of Hypocrisy By Steve in Relationship Jokes +90 -34 Women color their hair, get boob-jobs, plastic surgery, liposuction, wear heels to increase their height… Then complain that there’s no real men out there.
06Jan Abortions By Das21 in Relationship Jokes +91 -37 “Dad, how do you feel about abortions?” “Well, why don’t you ask your sister?” “But I don’t have a…”