Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Her Hands

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After years of marriage I’ve learnt that you can tell a lot about a woman just from her hands. When she’s holding a frying pan and waving it around that usually means she’s angry.

Like Best

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife whilst in the bedroom.

Wife: What do you like best my face or my sexy body?
Husband: Your sense of humor.

Definition of Hypocrisy

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Women color their hair, get boob-jobs, plastic surgery, liposuction, wear heels to increase their height…

Then complain that there’s no real men out there.

Wife Afraid

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My wife used to be afraid of the dark until she saw me nayked, now she’s afraid of the light.

Valentines

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My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

Anywhere

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Note to self…. When your girlfriend says “You can stick it anywhere you want”, that doesn’t include her sister.