Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Long-Term

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I heard women find men in long-term relationships more attractive than men who are single so I’ve decided to move into a 1 bedroom apartment with my mum.

Round The World

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My wife recently told me she wanted to go around the world so for her birthday I decided to buy her an atlas.

Womans Work

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A woman’s work is never done.
Which is why they often get paid less than men.

Childish

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My wife says we need to have a chat about my childish behaviour.

Like that’s gonna happen during conker season.

Never Satisfied

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My wife is never satisfied. She wanted me to build a bathroom next to our bedroom but I just got us some plastic bedsheets instead.

0% APR Loans

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Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common?
A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.