Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Love-sick

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+5 -23

I got really love sick the other day working away from home. Went to the doctors and they said it was chlamydia.

Difficult Relationship

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -34

Me and my parents have always had a difficult relationship. At dinner when we used to have alphabet spaghetti they used to spell ‘f*ck off’ on my plate.

1 month

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -31

My wife asked me if I would change our 1 month old son.

I told her I liked the one we have.

Thirsty Grandma

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -41

Can’t believe how thirsty my Grandma is. Just drove past her house and she’s got about 10 pints of milk on her doorstep.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+29 -50

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Talk Overthink

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+47 -68

Q. Why do women talk too much and men overthink everything?
A. Because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads.