05Dec Cold By Ronaldo in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -43 Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.
16Dec Five Signs By Jimmy in Relationship Jokes +30 -55 Five signs that a women is angry with you. 1. She’s silent. 2. She’s yelling. 3. She acts the same. 4. She acts different. 5. She murdered you.
18Nov Candlelit Dinner By Tom in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -44 Me and my wife had a candlelit dinner for the first time last night. It was terrible, everything was really under-cooked and tasted of wax.
01Oct Eyes Open By Dan in Relationship Jokes +16 -42 Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.
05Jun Bag and Belt By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +14 -41 My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.
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