03Nov Ugly By JJeff in Relationship Jokes +5 -34 I’m not saying my wife’s ugly but the other day she went to the next door neighbour’s house to tell them to keep the noise down and she can’t back with some sweets.
30May Knife Fight By DonaldT in Relationship Jokes +15 -47 If you ever get into a knife fight with a girl bring some bread and mayo. They can’t resist making sandwiches.
28May Coma By Petes75 in Relationship Jokes +23 -55 Granddad finally came out of a coma last night. He’s now dead.
29Mar Dead Wife By Stevo in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -48 My first wife who I met in Thailand died 3 years ago today. Testicular cancer is a brutal disease.
10Oct Pinocchio By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -44 My wife’s a bit like Pinocchio. Every time she tells me lies, her nose swells up.
30Apr Love Chocolate By Georgio in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +42 -78 My ex-wife used to love chocolate. I think that’s one of the reasons why she ran off with a Jamaican man.