Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dec

By Ronaldo

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -43

Me and my wife have a difficult relationship. She’s a really cold person. She’s so cold that her side of the waterbed often freezes.

Dec

By Jimmy

in Relationship Jokes

+30 -55

Five signs that a women is angry with you.

1. She’s silent.
2. She’s yelling.
3. She acts the same.
4. She acts different.
5. She murdered you.

Nov

By Tom

in Relationship Jokes

+18 -44

Me and my wife had a candlelit dinner for the first time last night. It was terrible, everything was really under-cooked and tasted of wax.

Oct

By Dan

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -42

Don’t you just hate it when you kiss a girl and her eyes are open. It usually means you have about 5 minutes before she regains consciousness.

Oct

By StewartF

in Relationship Jokes

+13 -40

I come from a small family. I’m the youngest of three, my parents are both older.

Jun

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+14 -41

My wife wanted a bag and a belt for her birthday so I got her a vacuum cleaner.