Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dec

By Lol man

+120 -42

The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

Jun

By SteveG

+118 -43

My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!

Jul

By SteveS

+150 -83

Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.

Feb

By Dave

+80 -19

My wife apologized for the first time ever today!

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.

Oct

By Frank

+112 -52

The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Honey, can you smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Exactly I can’t either so get in the kitchen and start cooking.

Nov

By SteveB

+99 -42

Did you hear about that new device that can make your car 95% quieter? It fits straight over your wife’s mouth.