Relationship Jokes Dating Funny Short Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jun

Fridge

By SteveG

in Relationship Jokes

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My wife left a note on the fridge this morning saying “This is not working, goodbye”. Just opened the fridge and it’s working fine, very strange!

Dec

Ugly

By Lol man

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The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

Feb

Wife Apology

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+102 -27

My wife apologized for the first time ever today!

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.

Jul

Paris

By SteveS

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+150 -84

Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.

Oct

Smell

By Frank

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Husband: Honey, can you smell that?
Wife: No.
Husband: Exactly I can’t either so get in the kitchen and start cooking.

Sep

How Many

By Steve

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+89 -33

Wife: How many women have you slept with?
Me: Only you, I was too busy to sleep while shagging the other women!
Wife: Right, pack your bags I want you out!
Me: That’s fine.
Wife: I hope you have a slow and painful death!
Me: I’m confused, does that mean you want me to stay now?

Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Fridge

Ugly

Wife Apology

Paris

Smell

How Many