Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Ambushed

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After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted “Are you gonna help?”, I said “6 should be enough!”

Ugly

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The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

Wife Apology

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My wife apologized for the first time ever today!

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.

Valentines

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My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a  few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

Blind Girl

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.

Paris

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Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.