Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jul

Ambushed

By Carl SR.

in Relationship Jokes

+138 -41

After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted “Are you gonna help?”, I said “6 should be enough!”

Dec

Ugly

By Lol man

in Relationship Jokes

+139 -48

The following conversations took place between a girlfriend and boyfriend.

Girl: Do you think I’m pretty or ugly?
Boy: You’re both!
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: You’re pretty ugly

Feb

Wife Apology

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+120 -30

My wife apologized for the first time ever today!

She said she’s sorry she ever married me.

Feb

Valentines

By Jakkalas

in Relationship Jokes

+124 -38

My wife wanted something that goes from 0 to 100 in a few seconds for valentines day so I got her a weighing scale .

Jun

Blind Girl

By Dan

in Disabled Jokes, Relationship Jokes

+246 -172

I used to have a relationship with a blind girl which was rewarding but really challenging. It took me ages to learn how to copy her husband’s voice.

Jul

Paris

By SteveS

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+162 -89

Just had a really big argument with my wife about going on holiday. I wanted to go to Paris, she wanted to come with me.