Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Girlfriend

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Just broke up with my girlfriend. Don‘t know where me and Helen (or ‘saggy tits’ as I used to call her) went wrong.

Frozen

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According to my sister my niece really likes frozen things so I’m going to get her some frozen beefburgers for her birthday.

Hot Weather

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I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbour’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.

Wife Hates

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My wife hates sex so much her favorite position is back to back.

Wife Scream

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My wife asked me to make her scream last night while we were in bed so I poked her in the eyes.

Google

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Q. Why is Google like a woman?
A. Because it knows everything.