06Dec Love Me By Dave in Relationship Jokes +52 -51 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks. Husband: What do you mean “if”?
09Apr Beauty Sleep By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -11 My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.
02Aug Bald By SteveA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -15 I woke up bald this morning. I think my wife misunderstood me when I told her to shave her twat.
28Feb Dangerous Drink By Dave in Relationship Jokes +20 -19 Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.
19Dec Desk-Lamp By Smegg Head in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +9 -8 Just bought my wife a desk-lamp for Christmas. Her face is really gonna light up when she sees it.
03Nov Girlfriend By dave in Relationship Jokes +9 -8 Just broke up with my girlfriend. Don‘t know where me and Helen (or ‘saggy tits’ as I used to call her) went wrong.