Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Granddad

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RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.

Religious Differences

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Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.

Frosty

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As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window.

Maybe I should let her in the house.

Beauty Sleep

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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.

Bald

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I woke up bald this morning.

I think my wife misunderstood me when I told her to shave her twat.

Dangerous Drink

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Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.