18Apr Granddad By Dave in Relationship Jokes +6 -4 RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.
16Apr Religious Differences By Dave in Relationship Jokes +19 -17 Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.
04Dec Frosty By Davey in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +26 -24 As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window. Maybe I should let her in the house.
09Apr Beauty Sleep By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -11 My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.
02Aug Bald By SteveA in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -15 I woke up bald this morning. I think my wife misunderstood me when I told her to shave her twat.
28Feb Dangerous Drink By Dave in Relationship Jokes +20 -19 Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.