Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dishwasher

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My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.

Policeman

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My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.

Granddad

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RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.

Bed In Breakfast

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My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.

Love Me

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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife.

Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks.
Husband: What do you mean “if”?

Beauty Sleep

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My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.