30Jun Dishwasher By Fred in Relationship Jokes +8 -6 My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.
23Nov Policeman By Sam in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -10 My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.
18Apr Granddad By Dave in Relationship Jokes +6 -4 RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.
08Jan Bed In Breakfast By Liz in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -10 My wife is never satisfied. Yesterday she complained that I never make bed in breakfast. Today she’s complaining because I put our bed in the kitchen.
06Dec Love Me By Dave in Relationship Jokes +52 -51 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Would you still love me if I became fat and lost my looks. Husband: What do you mean “if”?
09Apr Beauty Sleep By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -11 My wife said she was going for a beauty sleep last night. I said “Ok, see you in 3 months time”.