Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Religious Differences

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -17

Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.

Frosty

in Relationship Jokes
+26 -24

As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window.

Maybe I should let her in the house.

Adopt

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+13 -11

My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.

House Cleaner

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -11

My house cleaner is really starting to become annoying. She keeps asking me to move out and says she wants a divorce.

Cheat Day

in Relationship Jokes
+26 -24

Me and my girlfriend recently started dieting together and we both agreed to having a ‘cheat day’. After a couple of weeks she started getting really angry with me.

Turns out I totally misunderstood and while she was eating pizza I was eating pussy.

Luck With Women

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -19

I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a baby my mother refused to breastfeed me, she said she only liked me as a friend.