30Jun Dishwasher By Fred in Relationship Jokes +8 -6 My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.
23Nov Policeman By Sam in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +12 -10 My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.
18Apr Granddad By Dave in Relationship Jokes +6 -4 RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.
16Apr Religious Differences By Dave in Relationship Jokes +19 -17 Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.
04Dec Frosty By Davey in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +26 -24 As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window. Maybe I should let her in the house.
06Mar Adopt By DonaldT in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes +13 -11 My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.