Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Byesexual Wife

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My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.

Dishwasher

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My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.

Policeman

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My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.

Granddad

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RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.

Religious Differences

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Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.

Frosty

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As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window.

Maybe I should let her in the house.