Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

True Love

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How do you know when you’re really in love?
You don’t have to hold your farts in anymore.

Daughter

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The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.

Daughter: “Mum, am I ugly?”
Mum: “I told you not to call me mum in public.”

Byesexual Wife

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My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.

Dishwasher

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My dishwasher broke down the other day. Hopefully when I buy her some flowers tonight she will cheer up a bit.

Policeman

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My wife made me dress up as a policeman last night. I really didn’t feel like going into work but apparently my sergeant called and threatened disciplinary action if I didn’t turn up.