Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Beautiful

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -20

Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!

Granddad

in Relationship Jokes
+6 -4

RIP Granddad. He had the heart of a lion which is why he was shot by security guards trying to escape from the zoo.

Religious Differences

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -17

Just broken up with my girlfriend due to religious differences… She failed to worship me.

Frosty

in Relationship Jokes
+26 -24

As soon as it gets frosty outside my wife becomes obsessed with looking through the window.

Maybe I should let her in the house.

Adopt

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+13 -11

My wife wanted to adopt a kid so I’ve decided we’re gonna adopt an 18 year old Korean girl.

House Cleaner

in Relationship Jokes
+13 -11

My house cleaner is really starting to become annoying. She keeps asking me to move out and says she wants a divorce.