Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.
08
Dec

wife crawling

By dave
in Relationship Jokes
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+14 -11

Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?

A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.

08
Jan

Lottery Win

By Bernie
in Relationship Jokes
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+21 -19

The following conversation took place between a wife and husband after a lottery win.

Husband: Pack your bags honey, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: What??
Husband: Pack your bags, I’ve just won the lottery!!
Wife: Now way!! This is amazing!! Where are we going?
Husband: We’re going nowhere, just pack your bags and f*ck off!!

24
Feb

Marriage Counseling

By ThomasM
in Relationship Jokes
+33 -31

The following conversation took place between a couple during a marriage counseling session.

Councilor: Ok so to start things off name one thing you both have in common.
Husband: Well for starters we both hate sucking dick.

01
Apr

True Love

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+16 -14

How do you know when you’re really in love?
You don’t have to hold your farts in anymore.

05
Nov

Daughter

By Dave
in Relationship Jokes
+30 -28

The following conversation took place between a mother and daughter.

Daughter: “Mum, am I ugly?”
Mum: “I told you not to call me mum in public.”

16
Sep

Byesexual Wife

By Thom
in Relationship Jokes
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+10 -8

My wife recently told me she’s byesexual, she only likes to have sex twice a year.

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