Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Brother

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My brother was named after my Dad. It’s really confusing having a brother called Dad.

Friends Trust

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My friend doesn’t trust me. I told him he could borrow my Microsoft Office 2003 but he said my word wasn’t good enough.

wife and job

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What’s the difference between a wife and a job? A job still sucks after 10 years.

Beautiful

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Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!

Misheard

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Punched a doctor this morning after I misheard.

Apparently he told my wife she had ‘acute angina’.

Wife Moaning

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Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?

A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.