Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jeremy Kyle

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My girlfriend said she wanted to watch Jeremy Kyle live in person so I shagged her sister and got her pregnant.

wife crawling

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Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?

A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.

Man depressed

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Three things that can make a man depressed.

1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck

Never Cheat

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I never cheat in a relationships.

That’s because it would require two people to find me attractive.

Confidence

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Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?

Psychiatrist

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Just told my wife I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she’s been seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and 2 plumbers.