Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Aug

By funny man

in Relationship Jokes

+23 -20

Every woman is beautiful… it’s just a matter of how much alcohol you need to see it!

Jan

By SteveB

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -13

Punched a doctor this morning after I misheard.

Apparently he told my wife she had ‘acute angina’.

Dec

By George

in Relationship Jokes

+13 -10

Q:What do you do if your wife keeps moaning at you?

A:Put the phone down and order another drink from the bar.

May

By SteveG

in Relationship Jokes

+25 -22

My girlfriend said she wanted to watch Jeremy Kyle live in person so I shagged her sister and got her pregnant.

Dec

By dave

in Relationship Jokes

+14 -11

Q. What do you do if your wife comes crawling back?

A. Drag her back into the garden and make sure you dig the hole deeper.

May

By Sammy

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -9

Three things that can make a man depressed.

1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck