Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Man depressed

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Three things that can make a man depressed.

1. Job Sucks
2. Bank balance sucks
3. Wife doesn’t suck

Never Cheat

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I never cheat in a relationships.

That’s because it would require two people to find me attractive.

Confidence

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Women love a man brimming with confidence. Because, without that, what’s left to destroy?

Psychiatrist

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Just told my wife I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she’s been seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and 2 plumbers.

First Girlfriend

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My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse.
Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.