Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Psychiatrist

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Just told my wife I’ve been seeing a psychiatrist. She told me she’s been seeing a psychiatrist, a bartender and 2 plumbers.

First Girlfriend

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My son brought his first girlfriend home tonight. The verdict? Flat chested, fat legs, and a flabby arse.
Oh, and she doesn’t react well to criticism.

Brother

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My brother was named after my Dad. It’s really confusing having a brother called Dad.

Friends Trust

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My friend doesn’t trust me. I told him he could borrow my Microsoft Office 2003 but he said my word wasn’t good enough.

wife and job

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What’s the difference between a wife and a job? A job still sucks after 10 years.