04Jan zoo By Sam in Relationship Jokes +12 -7 My girlfriend asked me to take her to the zoo yesterday. I told her if they want to collect her they know where she lives.
29Mar Last Words By JimmB in Relationship Jokes +8 -3 I’ll never forget my Grandads last words… “Are you sure it’s safe to store 1 tonne of fireworks in the kitchen? “
17Mar 25 Years Today By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -13 Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.
21Aug Rules of Marriage By Kelly in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +17 -12 Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster. 1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast. 2. Never leave the toilet seat up. 3. Wife is never wrong.
30Sep Real Woman By Tim in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -11 My wife told me that she wants me to make her feel like a “real woman” so I took my shirt off and said “Here you go, iron this”.
25Aug Selfish Wife By Ron in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -6 My wife is so selfish when we make love she screams out her own name.