29Mar Last Words By JimmB in Relationship Jokes +8 -3 I’ll never forget my Grandads last words… “Are you sure it’s safe to store 1 tonne of fireworks in the kitchen? “
17Mar 25 Years Today By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -13 Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.
21Aug Rules of Marriage By Kelly in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +17 -12 Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster. 1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast. 2. Never leave the toilet seat up. 3. Wife is never wrong.
30Sep Real Woman By Tim in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -11 My wife told me that she wants me to make her feel like a “real woman” so I took my shirt off and said “Here you go, iron this”.
25Aug Selfish Wife By Ron in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +11 -6 My wife is so selfish when we make love she screams out her own name.
21Nov Married By Dave in Relationship Jokes +16 -11 The following conversation took place between me and my girlfriend. Girlfriend: Do you want to get married? Me: Sure. Girlfriend: Great, when? Me: Well like every other guy, when I meet the right girl.