Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

zoo

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My girlfriend asked me to take her to the zoo yesterday. I told her if they want to collect her they know where she lives.

Last Words

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I’ll never forget my Grandads last words…
“Are you sure it’s safe to store 1 tonne of fireworks in the kitchen? “

25 Years Today

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Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.

Rules of Marriage

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Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster.
1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast.
2. Never leave the toilet seat up.
3. Wife is never wrong.

Real Woman

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My wife told me that she wants me to make her feel like a “real woman” so I took my shirt off and said “Here you go, iron this”.

Selfish Wife

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My wife is so selfish when we make love she screams out her own name.