06Apr Thai Bride By Stea2 in Relationship Jokes +18 -11 Really fed up with my new Thai bride! She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!
30Jan Mood Ring By Dave in Relationship Jokes +32 -25 My wife got me a mood ring the other day for me to wear so she can monitor my mood. When I’m in a good moon the ring turns green, when I’m angry it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
24Aug Body Of A God By Steve in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes +53 -46 Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.
23Nov Painful Procedure By Dave in Relationship Jokes +19 -13 Yesterday I went through a costly and painful procedure that required me to have my spine and both testicles removed. Still, I got some fantastic wedding presents.
05Mar Buzzing By Debb2 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +24 -18 My young daughter asked me this morning. “Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night, I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream?” “Nothing darling,” I replied. It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half shaved head.
04May Total Opposites By RodneyD in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +25 -19 Me and my wife are total opposites. She donates money to the homeless, I donate money to the topless.