Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Body Of A God

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
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Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.

One In A Million

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -9

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -8

Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.

Buzzing

in Relationship Jokes
+24 -18

My young daughter asked me this morning.

“Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night, I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream?”

“Nothing darling,” I replied.

It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half shaved head.

Total Opposites

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -19

Me and my wife are total opposites. She donates money to the homeless, I donate money to the topless.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -10

I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.

English and Klingon.