Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Suspicious mind

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My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.

Wifes Birthday

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It’s my wife’s birthday today so I’ve decided to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Safari

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The following conversation took place while on safari.

Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours?
Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws

Five Things

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Five things men know about women.

1. They like shoes
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Relationship Status

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My Current Relationship Status:

Made dinner for two… Ate both.

World Famous

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+69 -63

My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star.

She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.