24Aug Body Of A God By Steve in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes +53 -46 Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.
07Sep One In A Million By Ruddy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -9 My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.
23Sep Wife By Apd66 in Relationship Jokes +15 -8 Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.
05Mar Buzzing By Debb2 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +24 -18 My young daughter asked me this morning. “Daddy, what were you and Mummy doing in the bedroom last night, I could hear a buzzing noise, then Mummy started to scream?” “Nothing darling,” I replied. It was then I burst out laughing as my wife walked down the stairs with her half shaved head.
04May Total Opposites By RodneyD in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +25 -19 Me and my wife are total opposites. She donates money to the homeless, I donate money to the topless.
01Mar Girlfriend By Captain Kirk in Relationship Jokes +16 -10 I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently. English and Klingon.