Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Girlfriend

in Relationship Jokes
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I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently.

English and Klingon.

Five Things

in Relationship Jokes
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Five things men know about women.

1. They like shoes
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Relationship Status

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -30

My Current Relationship Status:

Made dinner for two… Ate both.

World Famous

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+69 -63

My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star.

She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.

Date Disaster

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -16

Went on a date last night which was a total disaster. The girl told he over the phone she was expecting a baby, so I went to the pub wearing nothing but a nappy, felt like a right f*cking idiot!

Long Distance

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -9

Me and my girlfriend decided to start trying the whole long-distance relationship thing yesterday.

The police said I have to stay 100ft away from her and I have to stop calling her my girlfriend.