01Mar Girlfriend By Captain Kirk in Relationship Jokes +16 -10 I just can’t seem to get a girlfriend even though I can speak two languages fluently. English and Klingon.
26Jun Five Things By SteveB in Relationship Jokes +29 -23 Five things men know about women. 1. They like shoes 2. 3.
19Oct Relationship Status By Dave in Relationship Jokes +36 -30 My Current Relationship Status: Made dinner for two… Ate both.
14Dec World Famous By Pete in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes +69 -63 My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star. She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.
26May Date Disaster By Don Juan in Relationship Jokes +21 -16 Went on a date last night which was a total disaster. The girl told he over the phone she was expecting a baby, so I went to the pub wearing nothing but a nappy, felt like a right f*cking idiot!
23Aug Long Distance By Dave in Relationship Jokes +14 -9 Me and my girlfriend decided to start trying the whole long-distance relationship thing yesterday. The police said I have to stay 100ft away from her and I have to stop calling her my girlfriend.