Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

25 Years Today

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Been with my wife 25 years today. Having sex with the same person for all that time takes a lot of dedication. I don’t know how she managed it.

Rules of Marriage

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Three Rules of Marriage to avoid disaster.
1. Never come home at 4am and ask for breakfast.
2. Never leave the toilet seat up.
3. Wife is never wrong.

Real Woman

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My wife told me that she wants me to make her feel like a “real woman” so I took my shirt off and said “Here you go, iron this”.

Last Night

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Last night my wife came up to me wearing sexy lingerie and told me I can do anything I want so I decided to tie her up and go to the bar for a few drinks.

Credit Cards

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What’s the difference between a whore and a wife?

A wife accepts credit cards.

Favorite Position

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A recent survey has shown that the favorite position of married couples is doggy style.

This is where the husband sits and begs while the wife rolls around playing dead.