Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Sex Tape

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Me and the wife decided to make our own sex tape, but she got really angry when I started to hold auditions for her part.

cheeky son

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Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.

Wife

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After having a wife for 10 years I finally understand why the word gay also means happy.

Christmas Shopping

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I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping: I took my girlfriend into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.

One Night Stand

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Had a one night stand last year that went horribly wrong, we’re now married.

Archaeologists

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Q. Why are there so many female archaeologists?
A. Because bitchez love digging up the past.