Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Mood Ring

in Relationship Jokes
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My wife got me a mood ring the other day for me to wear so she can monitor my mood.

When I’m in a good moon the ring turns green, when I’m angry it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.

Body Of A God

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+53 -46

Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.

One In A Million

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -9

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -8

Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.

Suspicious mind

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -8

My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.

Wifes Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -29

It’s my wife’s birthday today so I’ve decided to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.