09May Suspicious mind By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +15 -8 My wife´s suspicious mind is really begining to annoy me. Last night after looking at my calendar she wanted to know who May was.
17Apr Wifes Birthday By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +36 -29 It’s my wife’s birthday today so I’ve decided to get her a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.
30Aug Safari By Dave in Relationship Jokes +30 -23 The following conversation took place while on safari. Wife: Wow those hippos are really fat and ugly, are they relatives of yours? Me: Yeah, they’re my in-laws
24Oct Text Messages By Styea in Relationship Jokes +25 -18 The following text messages were exchanged between a boyfriend and girlfriend. GF: nose GF: I just typed “nose” with my nose! BF: penis
30Jan Role Play By Crisco in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +21 -14 Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.
03Feb LOW BATTERY By dagers in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -11 I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.