03Feb LOW BATTERY By dagers in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +18 -11 I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’. Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.
06Apr Thai Bride By Stea2 in Relationship Jokes +18 -11 Really fed up with my new Thai bride! She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!
30Jan Mood Ring By Dave in Relationship Jokes +32 -25 My wife got me a mood ring the other day for me to wear so she can monitor my mood. When I’m in a good moon the ring turns green, when I’m angry it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.
24Aug Body Of A God By Steve in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes +53 -46 Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.
07Sep One In A Million By Ruddy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -9 My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.
23Sep Wife By Apd66 in Relationship Jokes +15 -8 Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.