Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

LOW BATTERY

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -11

I’m currently having an affair but I’ve saved my mistress’ phone number as ‘LOW BATTERY’.

Whenever she calls and I’m not around my wife plugs my phone into the charger.

Thai Bride

in Relationship Jokes
+18 -11

Really fed up with my new Thai bride!

She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!

Mood Ring

in Relationship Jokes
+32 -25

My wife got me a mood ring the other day for me to wear so she can monitor my mood.

When I’m in a good moon the ring turns green, when I’m angry it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.

Body Of A God

in Relationship Jokes, Religious Jokes
+53 -46

Last night my girlfriend told me I have the body of a god. Unfortunately that God was Bhudda.

One In A Million

in Relationship Jokes
+16 -9

My wife told me I was one in a million. After looking though her text messages I found out she was right.

Wife

in Relationship Jokes
+15 -8

Apparently when your wife says “do whatever you want” that’s not what she means. Luckily the stripper I ordered agreed to a refund.