Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Sep

Back of Car

By Rodney

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+19 -11

I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sex on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.

Jun

Text Message

By Chris

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Tags: Wife Jokes

+19 -11

Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.

Apr

Baby

By TimS

in Relationship Jokes

+50 -42

When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.

Jun

Tool

By Dave

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+31 -23

My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.

Oct

Text Messages

By Styea

in Relationship Jokes

+25 -18

The following text messages were exchanged between a boyfriend and girlfriend.

GF: nose
GF: I just typed “nose” with my nose!
BF: penis

Jan

Role Play

By Crisco

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+21 -14

Last night my wife told me she wanted to do some role-play and aked me to pick any scene from any film. She quickly realised this was a mistake after I shouted “THIS IS SPARTA” and kicked her down the stairs.