Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Always Complains

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My wife always complains. Last week she was complaining that I never take her anywhere so last night I booked her a table but she still wasn’t happy. Apparently she hates snooker.

Snowball

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The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son.

I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.

Stiff Neck

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Had a really stiff neck when I woke up this morning. My wife said she hopes it spreads.

Jaw Problems

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Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.

On Off

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Me and my wife have an on-off relationship. Every time I get on she tells me to get off.