11Dec Snowball By SteveA in Relationship Jokes +21 -13 The wife just got really angry with me for throwing a snowball at our son. I’ve now banned from the maternity ward.
13Nov Stiff Neck By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -8 Had a really stiff neck when I woke up this morning. My wife said she hopes it spreads.
17Jan Jaw Problems By Micky in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +37 -29 Last night my wife told me she doesn’t like giving bl*wjobs because her jaw starts to hurt. Seems to work fine when she talks for hours on end.
10Sep On Off By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +17 -9 Me and my wife have an on-off relationship. Every time I get on she tells me to get off.
30Apr On Top By Paul2 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +23 -15 Last night my wife allowed me to go on top. I love bunk beds!!
27Nov Cocky By The Judge in Relationship Jokes +14 -6 Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend. Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky. Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.