10Sep On Off By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +17 -9 Me and my wife have an on-off relationship. Every time I get on she tells me to get off.
30Apr On Top By Paul2 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +23 -15 Last night my wife allowed me to go on top. I love bunk beds!!
27Nov Cocky By The Judge in Relationship Jokes +14 -6 Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend. Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky. Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.
18Sep Back of Car By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -11 I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sex on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.
28Jun Text Message By Chris in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -11 Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.
06Apr Baby By TimS in Relationship Jokes +50 -42 When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.