Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

On Off

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Me and my wife have an on-off relationship. Every time I get on she tells me to get off.

Cocky

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Just had the following conversation with my girlfriend.

Girlfriend: I’ve had enough, I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky.
Me: That’s cool. Make sure you close the door on your way back in.

Back of Car

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I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sex on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.

Text Message

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Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.

Baby

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When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.