18Sep Back of Car By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -11 I think I might be the most unlucky person in the world. Last night my wife told me she wants to have sex on the back seat of her car, she was wondering if I could drive.
28Jun Text Message By Chris in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +19 -11 Irony is when you get a text message from the wife saying “your an idiot”.
06Apr Baby By TimS in Relationship Jokes +50 -42 When I found out my girlfriend was having a baby my life really changed. I changed my name, address and phone number.
24Jun Tool By Dave in Relationship Jokes +31 -23 My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.
14Jun iPad By Dave in Relationship Jokes +32 -24 I said to my girlfriend, “Please get me a newspaper.” “Don’t be silly,” she replied, “you can borrow my iPad.” That spider never knew what f*cking hit it.
04Oct Birds and The Bees By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +20 -12 Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.