29Apr Wife Died By Dave in Relationship Jokes +30 -21 My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”
07Dec 007 By JamesB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -7 My wife gave me a new nickname the other day, 007: 0 Romance 0 Hygiene 7 Meals per day
22Sep Wife By Richard Heid in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -7 Q. What do you say to your wife during sex? A. Nothing.. I don’t phone the wife when I’m having sex.
23Jul Drive Women Crazy with 6 Inches! By Dave in Relationship Jokes +24 -15 What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? A £50 note.
02Oct Wife By Stevie22 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -7 A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.
24Jun Tool By Dave in Relationship Jokes +31 -23 My friend called me a ‘tool’ so I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. I guess he was right.