Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Jul

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+24 -15

What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? A £50 note.

Oct

By Stevie22

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -7

A wife can help turn you into a millionaire. If you start off as a billionaire.

Aug

By StephenP

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -10

My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ‘cunt’. I suppose she’s got a point, I really should make the effort to learn her mother’s real name.

May

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+19 -10

My wife died and I couldn’t look at another women for over 10 years.

Now I’m out of jail I think it was probably a price worth paying.

Aug

By Jakkalas

in Relationship Jokes

+28 -19

My wife: Where’s the broom?

Me: Why, where are you going?

Oct

By Rodney

in Relationship Jokes

+20 -12

Spoke to my son yesterday to teach him about the birds and the bees. He ended up teaching me about my wife and the milkman.