Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

New Haircut

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Can’t believe how much my girlfriend is crying about her new haircut. Its much worse for me, I’m the one who’s gonna have to find a new girlfriend now.

Divorced

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Q. How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. None because they never get the house.

Dead Wife

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Q. How do you know when your wife has died?
A. The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

Flaccid

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I texted my wife a picture of my flaccid peenis today. I wanted to let her know I was thinking about her.

Florists

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Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.

Inlaws

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What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.