Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Small

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+52 -41

My new girlfriend from Thailand said that having a small dick is no problem. I really like her but I think I’d still prefer it if she didn’t have one.

Wife Meal

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -10

My wife is really beginning to annoy me. I took her out for a meal yesterday and she ordered the most expensive thing on the menu, double whopper with cheese!

Dad

in Relationship Jokes
+17 -6

Like my dad always used to say.

“I’m not your dad”

Valentines Poem

in Relationship Jokes
+23 -12

I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

Florists

in Relationship Jokes
+31 -21

Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.

Inlaws

in Relationship Jokes
+42 -32

What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.