Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Wife Coming

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The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.

Florists

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Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.

Inlaws

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What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

Flowers

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Wife’s really angry tonight complaining I never buy her flowers!

Didn’t even realise she sold flowers.

Change The World

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If you want to change the world do it while you’re single.
Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.

Wife Died

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My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”