14Jul Wife Coming By Frank in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +16 -6 The only time I hear my wife say “I’m coming” is when I’m holding the elevator door.
02Feb Florists By Dave in Relationship Jokes +31 -21 Decided that I am going to buy my girlfriend flowers every day in February. The girl who works in the florists is really hot.
21Jul Inlaws By Rodney in Relationship Jokes +42 -32 What’s the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
14Feb Flowers By Wife flowers in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +30 -20 Wife’s really angry tonight complaining I never buy her flowers! Didn’t even realise she sold flowers.
14Jul Change The World By ALLY in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +23 -14 If you want to change the world do it while you’re single. Once you get married you can’t even change the TV channel.
29Apr Wife Died By Dave in Relationship Jokes +30 -21 My wife died a few months ago. Ever since I’ve been a total mess… no sleep, weight loss, bloodshot eyes, unlaundered clothes… The other day my best friend told me “Steve, you’ve got to stop partying!”