22Apr Lord of The Rings By Sammy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +30 -11 Reading Lord of the Rings at the moment. Apparently Gollum used to be normal but wearing the ring drained him of energy. Reminds me a lot of my marriage.
14Apr Video Games By Lee in Relationship Jokes +33 -14 What do relationships and video games have in common? They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.
04Apr Supermarket By Dave in Relationship Jokes +29 -11 The following conversation took place at a supermarket. Man: Hi, I’ve lost my wife, can you talk to me for a few minutes? Sexy Woman: Why? Man: Because every time I talk to beautiful women my wife appears out of nowhere.
28Dec Supermarket By Dave in Relationship Jokes +34 -16 The following conversation took place between a married couple. Wife: Your c*ck reminds me of a supermarket. Husband: Why? Is it because it’s large and supplies your every need? Wife: No.. it’s because its Lidl
07Jun Sex Film By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +43 -25 Me and my wife decided to make our own sex film She was really angry when she discovered I was holding auditions for her part.
23Sep Parents By Steva in Relationship Jokes +37 -19 I told my parents today: “Mum, Dad… I’ve decided to live on my own from now on.” “Okay, cool,” they replied. “Your luggage is outside,” I added.