Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Women And Bacon

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Q. What do women and bacon have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.

Flowers

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My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

50th Birthday

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I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.

Video Games

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What do relationships and video games have in common?

They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.

woman vrs terrorist

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What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.