Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Women Condoms

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Q: Why are women like condoms?

A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock

Women And Bacon

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Q. What do women and bacon have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.

Flowers

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My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.”

woman vrs terrorist

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What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Weight scale

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My wife says for Christmas she wants something that goes from 0-100 in a few of seconds so I got her a weighing scale.