Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Dad

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My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

Women Condoms

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Q: Why are women like condoms?

A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock

Women And Bacon

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Q. What do women and bacon have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.

Video Games

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What do relationships and video games have in common?

They both start off easy, then they get a little harder and then you end up cheating.

woman vrs terrorist

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What’s the difference between a woman and a terrorist?? You can negotiate with a terrorist.