Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Sep

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+28 -7

My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

Feb

By Stevo

in Relationship Jokes

+25 -4

Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

Jul

By Daws

in Relationship Jokes

+34 -14

I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.

Nov

By Greg86

in Relationship Jokes

+55 -35

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.

Oct

By NigelB

in Relationship Jokes

+45 -25

My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.

May

By TommyT

in Relationship Jokes

+36 -16

My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.