29Sep Anniversary By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +38 -17 I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in. I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?” “Yes honey.” “What is it?” “It’s the date of our anniversary.” Bitch.
24Aug Funny Question By Roy in Relationship Jokes +57 -36 My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.
27Oct Credit Card By NigelB in Relationship Jokes +45 -25 My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.
30May Dad By TommyT in Relationship Jokes +36 -16 My dad never loved me as a child. I can’t blame him really. I wasn’t born until he was an adult.
30Sep Women Condoms By Dave in Relationship Jokes +44 -24 Q: Why are women like condoms? A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock
29Mar Women And Bacon By Dave in Relationship Jokes +30 -10 Q. What do women and bacon have in common? A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.