Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Anniversary

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I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in.
I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?”
“Yes honey.”
“What is it?”
“It’s the date of our anniversary.”
Bitch.

Funny Question

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My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.

Credit Card

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My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.

Dad

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My dad never loved me as a child.
I can’t blame him really.
I wasn’t born until he was an adult.

Women Condoms

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Q: Why are women like condoms?

A: The both spend about 90% of the time in your wallet and 10% of the time on your cock

Women And Bacon

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Q. What do women and bacon have in common?
A. They both look, smell and taste amazing but they also both slowly kill you.