17Feb Marriage By Stevo in Relationship Jokes +25 -4 Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.
23Mar Yawning By Buddy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +36 -15 My wife said I was rude for yawning when she was shouting at me. I told her I wasn’t yawning, I was just trying to speak.
29Jul 50th Birthday By Daws in Relationship Jokes +34 -14 I gave my dad his 50th birthday card the other day. As the tears filled his eyes he softy said to me “You only had to give me 1 card son”.
10Nov Console By Greg86 in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +55 -35 My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
27Oct Credit Card By NigelB in Relationship Jokes +45 -25 My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.
30May Dad By TommyT in Relationship Jokes +36 -16 My dad never loved me as a child. I can’t blame him really. I wasn’t born until he was an adult.