27Sep Girlfriend Birthday By Dave in Relationship Jokes +28 -7 My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.
17Feb Marriage By Stevo in Relationship Jokes +25 -4 Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.
23Mar Yawning By Buddy in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +36 -15 My wife said I was rude for yawning when she was shouting at me. I told her I wasn’t yawning, I was just trying to speak.
29Sep Anniversary By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +38 -17 I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in. I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?” “Yes honey.” “What is it?” “It’s the date of our anniversary.” Bitch.
24Aug Funny Question By Roy in Relationship Jokes +57 -36 My kid asked me a funny question today, he said “Dad do you know anything about contraception?”, I said “If I did you wouldn’t be here.
02Feb Wet By SteveS in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +47 -26 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife. Wife: Give it to me i’m so f*ckin wet! Husband: I don’t care how much you shout, I’m not giving you the umbrella.