Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Slept With

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Last night my girlfriend asked me to name all the women I’ve slept with. I probably should have stopped when I got to her.

Cooking

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Following conversation took place while wife was watching TV

Husband: Why you watching that cookery show, you’re sh*t at cooking?
Wife: Why do you watch porn, you’re sh*t at sex?

Girlfriend Birthday

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My girlfriend wanted me to surprise her for her birthday so I phoned her from Morocco.

Marriage

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Marriage: Betting someone half your shit that you’ll love them forever.

Yawning

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My wife said I was rude for yawning when she was shouting at me.

I told her I wasn’t yawning, I was just trying to speak.

Anniversary

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I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn’t let me in.
I shouted to my wife, “Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?”
“Yes honey.”
“What is it?”
“It’s the date of our anniversary.”
Bitch.