Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Romantic Walks

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I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.

Autocorrect

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The man who created auto-correct has dies.

Restaurant in peace.

Luck With Women

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I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

Last Word

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When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Special

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Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

Slippers

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Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.