Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Autocorrect

in Relationship Jokes
+29 -7

The man who created auto-correct has dies.

Restaurant in peace.

Luck With Women

in Relationship Jokes
+39 -17

I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.

Last Word

in Relationship Jokes
+44 -22

When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Special

in Relationship Jokes
+36 -14

Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

Slippers

in Relationship Jokes
+30 -8

Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Car Door

in Relationship Jokes
+44 -22

Got in trouble last night after I went on a date but didn’t open the car door for the lady I was with. To my shame I decided to just swim to the surface and save myself.