Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Last Word

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When me and my wife have arguments I always have the last word. Usually those words are ‘Sorry, you’re right’.

Special

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Last night my wife asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a coloring book and some crayons.

Slippers

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Got my wife a pair of slippers and a vibrator for her birthday.
If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*ck herself.

Car Door

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Got in trouble last night after I went on a date but didn’t open the car door for the lady I was with. To my shame I decided to just swim to the surface and save myself.

Marriage

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When you get married you get 3 rings.

1. Engagement Ring
2. Wedding Ring
3. SuffeRING!!

Romantic Walks

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I want to meet a girl who loves romantic walks because I don’t have a car or any money.