04Aug Get Better Soon By Casey in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +33 -9 I got my wife a get better soon card. She’s not ill or anything but she could definitely get better.
04Jun Look Nice By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +32 -9 The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.
04Feb Accident By Ben in Relationship Jokes +65 -42 Got stopped by a women in the street today. She said “Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years that wasn’t your fault? I said, “Yes, she’s nearly 3 now.”
28Nov Vacuum Cleaners By Dave in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +35 -12 Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common? A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.
11Sep Autocorrect By Dave in Relationship Jokes +30 -7 The man who created auto-correct has dies. Restaurant in peace.
09Mar Luck With Women By Dave in Relationship Jokes +39 -17 I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.