Best Funny Relationship Jokes

Funny short relationship jokes that pokes fun at relationships and marriage. Also includes numerous jokes about women and men.

Get Better Soon

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I got my wife a get better soon card. She’s not ill or anything but she could definitely get better. 

Look Nice

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The other day my wife asked me to buy her something to make her look nice so I went to the liquor store.

Accident

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Got stopped by a women in the street today. She said “Excuse me sir, have you had an accident in the last 3 years that wasn’t your fault? I said, “Yes, she’s nearly 3 now.”

Vacuum Cleaners

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Q. What do wives and vacuum cleaners have in common?

A. They both start whining and stop sucking when they need to be replaced.

Autocorrect

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The man who created auto-correct has dies.

Restaurant in peace.

Luck With Women

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I never have any luck with women. The other day my girlfriend won a trip for 2 to Las Vegas, she went there twice on her own.