29Dec Philosophy By TrentV in Relationship Jokes +54 -28 The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while discussing philosophy. Wife: What’s the meaning of life? Husband: My dick! Wife: Yeah that’s true, life is short.
29Apr Weight By SteveB in Relationship Jokes Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes +41 -15 Just had the following conversation with my wife. Wife: Can’t believe how much weight I’ve gained since lockdown. Me: You haven’t gained that much weight. Come on… chin up. No, the other one.
13Aug Be positive By Your mum in Relationship Jokes +41 -15 My dad died recently. He lost a lot of blood and nobody knew his blood-type. I’ll never forget his inspirational last words, “Be positive”.
01Jul Wife Affair By Lee in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +53 -28 Found out recently that my wife had an affair with a midget. I can’t believe she would stoop so low.
06Mar Date By BillyB in Relationship Jokes +51 -26 Went on a date with a girl and I told her to text me when she got home. It’s been 3 weeks now and I still haven’t got a text, I think she must be homeless.
02May Cafe By Dave in Relationship Jokes +38 -14 Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe. Husband: I love you. Wife: Is that you talking or the wine? Husband: I was talking to the wine.