18Apr Vasectomy By Tomc in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +64 -34 Can’t believe how much doctors lie. Last year I went to hospital to get a vasectomy to stop my wife getting pregnant but it turns out all it does is change the color of the baby.
25Nov Shopping By Tommy in Relationship Jokes +41 -13 Just had the following argument with the wife while out shopping: Wife: Does this dress make me look fat? Me: Do you promise not to get mad whatever I say? Wife: Yes, sure. Me: I f*cked your sister.
21Dec One In A Million By SteveG in Relationship Jokes +58 -30 My wife told me today that I was one in a million. After checking through her text messages it looks like she was right.
16Feb Ethiopian Girlfriend By Sanchez in Racist Jokes, Relationship Jokes +140 -112 Q. What’s the best thing about having an Ethiopian girlfriend? A. You know she’ll swallow.
04Jan Men Are Lazy By Fred in Relationship Jokes Tags: Jokes About Men +48 -21 Three reasons why men are lazy. 1).
18Apr Wife In Bed By Rodney in Relationship Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +46 -19 Really satisfied my wife in bed last night. I slept on the sofa.