Best Funny Racist Jokes

Great collection of short funny racist jokes about black people, Asians, Jews, Mexicans, the Chinese and even white people.

May

By Fred

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Q. Why are most pills white?
A. Because they work.

Feb

By Kim

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Don’t you just hate it when your Korean grandma makes a really nice chow-mein but then you find out your dogs gone missing.

Oct

By Sam

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Just got sacked from my new job as a bus driver. Apparently black people are allowed to use the bus now.

Mar

By Will

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Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant may now rise.

Nov

By Russ

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What do you call a good looking Pakistani?

Asif.

Jul

By Abdul

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Colgate toothpaste are a bunch of liars. On the label it says “Whiter in only 14 days”. I’ve been taking it for 15 days now and I still look Asian.