Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Funny Place

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The world is a funny place. We used to have Empires run by Emperors, then Kingdoms run by Kings, now we have Countries…

German Mustache Man

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Q. How did Hitler master-bate?
A. Führerously

Trump

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Trump just got the full 2020 experience.
He caught Covid, lost his job and soon he’ll be evicted from his house.

Bad Response

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Just been arrested at the airport. Apparently “How many do you need?” is a bad response to the question “Do you have any firearms?”

Change

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Barrack Obama won the election on a platform of “change”.
I say “what change?”, what’s so new about a black guy who can’t pay his bills and has massive debt problems?

Vaccine

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Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.