Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Bad Response

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Just been arrested at the airport. Apparently “How many do you need?” is a bad response to the question “Do you have any firearms?”

Change

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Barrack Obama won the election on a platform of “change”.
I say “what change?”, what’s so new about a black guy who can’t pay his bills and has massive debt problems?

Vaccine

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Just had the Covid vaccine. Anyone know where I can get a Windows 10 upgrade and Office 365? Just had a sudden urge to buy Microsoft software.

Royal Baby

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Thousands of people were crying tears of joy today as the Royal Baby was brought home. Hopefully the extra tissue sales will be enough to keep tissue manufacturers from going bankrupt after David Cameron’s recent ban on adult websites in the UK.

Feminism

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Feminism, the belief that both sexes are equal but men need to be controlled because they’re not equal.

America Presidential Slogan

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Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!