Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

No Wars

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars.

Wars require strategy and logic.

Library

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Heard on the news this morning that Donald Trump’s library caught fire last night. Apparently over 2,000 coloring books were destroyed.

Communism

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Some people love communism but personally I think it raises a lot of red flags.

Travelling

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It’s sad how scary travelling has become since terrorism started.
I remember the old days when seeing an unattended bag made you feel happy because you could take it home without feeling scared and sometimes it had a laptop inside.

Feminists

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Feminists are always wanting to be equal to men? Why not try to be better than men? This shows a lack of ambition which is why men are better.

Money

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They say money is the root of all evil which is why I never give any money to Africa. They have enough problems already.