Best Funny Political Jokes

Political jokes and one liners that make fun of the ruling elite. Also includes some hilarious Coronavirus jokes.

Politician

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What’s the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

A politician is more expensive, talks more and f*cks you for longer.

Methane Emissions

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Heard on the radio today that global warming is being caused by methane emissions from cows. Does this mean scientists are finally admiting global warming is bullsh*t?

Payday Loan

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The UK government has recently referred to payday loan companies as “idiotic” for trying to target children and get them into debt. I agree, everyone knows the best way to get a child into debt is to offer them a student loan.

Homeless Brother

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After winning the lottery last week I have decided to give my homeless brother a new home. It’s the box from my new 65” TV.

Food Banks

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It looks like food banks are just as corrupt as normal banks. I deposited a pack of biscuits at my food bank last week and when I went to collect them today they told me they had gone.

Cheap Holiday

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Just had an email about a cheap holiday in Syria. Don’t think I’ll BEHEADING to the Middle East any time soon.