Best Funny Political Jokes

Feminism, the belief that both sexes are equal but men need to be controlled because they’re not equal.

Ban pre-shredded cheese…. Make America grate again!!

The world is a funny place. We used to have Empires run by Emperors, then Kingdoms run by Kings, now we have Countries…

Hitler: I said glass of juice, not gas the Jews.

General: Apologies mein fuhrer.

Q. Who is the most tech-savvy Israeli Prime Minister?
A. Netandyahoo

In order to help poor people supermarkets have now agreed to give away free turkeys. To qualify you need to be able to run faster than the security guards.