Best Funny Dirty Jokes

Got a valentines card from my Grandma earlier today which was sweet but unnecessary, we haven’t had sex in years.

If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?

I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.

What does Mr Kipling like to do in his spare time?

Fill tarts with cream.

Found my first grey pubic hair today… It was in a kebab!

Masterbayting is so much easier now with the internet. I remember in the old days I had to use the Argos catalog.

Now I can just go to www.Argos.co.uk.