Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Best dads

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Q. Why do gays make the best dads?
A. Because they know where all the parks are.


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My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.


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Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.

The Pizza

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I like to call my penis ‘The Pizza’. Not because it’s twelve inches, but because its covered in cheese, and the occasional mushroom.

Master Bates

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Q. During masterbaytion what is the most sensitive part of the body?
A. The ears.


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What do Japanese people call their japseye?