Best Funny Dirty Jokes

If someone enjoys committing sexual abuse is sending them to prison really a punishment?

I used to work as a mechanic fixing jet-ski engines at my local Sea World Center but I got fired after blowing a seal.

What does Mr Kipling like to do in his spare time?

Fill tarts with cream.

Called a Rape Helpline earlier today.

Apparently it’s for victims only!

Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]