Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Bath

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The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.

Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours?
Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!

Helpline

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Called a Rape Helpline earlier today.

Apparently it’s for victims only!

Feminine Hygiene

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Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.

Saved

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Just saved a woman tonight from the shame of prostitution. I didn’t pay her.

Breastfeeding

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I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

Gay Agenda

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I’m fed up of public schools promoting the ‘gay agenda’. My son came home from school the other day and he said they were talking about homo sapiens in class.