Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.


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Decided to have a posh wank today.

The people at the suit hire shop were really angry that I ruined their tuxedo.

Left Arm

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I went to hospital last night after breaking my left arm and the doctor told me I had to stop jerking off. I said “Why? What’s that got to do with anything?” he said “We’ve been having complaints about you from the other patients”.

Beach Volleyball

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Terrible wrist injury in the Olympic Ladies Beach Volleyball earlier today. Hopefully my wrist will be OK by tomorrow.

Best dads

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Q. Why do gays make the best dads?
A. Because they know where all the parks are.


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My best friend just told me he’s having a baby. I asked him if he wanted a boy or a girl, he said he just wanted a blow job.


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Can’t believe how homophobic the Wikipedia page on homosexuality is especially after Orlando. It says that gays are f*cking assh*les.