Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Masks

in Dirty Jokes
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Some people think masks aren’t beneficial but I think they’re superb for protection. I’ve done about 10 rapes so far in 2020 and still not been caught.

Dating

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Dating is a lot like fishing.

They both leave your hands smelling of fish afterwards.

First Symptom

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What’s the first symptom of AIDS? Sharp stabbing pain in the ass.

Threesome

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+30 -51

Me and my wife had a threesome last night with my best friend, it was the most incredible sex we’ve ever had. I know he enjoyed it as well, his tail hasn’t stopped wagging since.

Holes

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I’ve just put some holes in my dad’s condoms. I really need some help doing the dishes.