Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Charity Event

in Dirty Jokes
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Hi guys,

I’m organising a charity event for people who struggle to orgazm.

If you can’t come please send an email to [email protected]

Wings

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes
+16 -40

What’s red, has wings and sits in a tree?
A sanitary owl.

Bath

in Dirty Jokes
+23 -47

The following conversation took place between a dad and his son while in the bath.

Son: Daddy why is my willy different to yours?
Dad: Yours isn’t erect son!

Helpline

in Dirty Jokes
+37 -61

Called a Rape Helpline earlier today.

Apparently it’s for victims only!

Feminine Hygiene

in Dirty Jokes
+35 -59

Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. Period.

Holding

in Dirty Jokes
+8 -32

What do you call a woman who loves holding onto balls?
Annette.