24Aug 200 Million By Steve in Dirty Jokes +11 -31 I killed 200 million people last night and feeling quite guilty. That’s the last time I read dirty magazine in bed.
01Jan Vegetarians By Jim in Dirty Jokes +39 -59 Q. Why are vegetarians really good at giving head? A. Because they’re used to eating nuts.
22Apr Marines By Derek in Dirty Jokes +10 -30 Just been thrown out of the marines for sexually assaulting someone during martial arts training. Apparently the Sergent told us to fight ‘hand-to-hand’ not ‘hand-to-gland’.
23Jun Fake By Dave in Dirty Jokes Tags: Wife Jokes +34 -54 Managed to fake my first orgasm with my wife the other night. I just made a loud grunting noise and then poured warm yogurt on her ass.
28Sep 13 By Peter File in Dirty Jokes +21 -41 Don’t you just hate it when you’re having sex with a 13 year old and a cop comes out from nowhere and tells you to get out of the grave.
05Oct Swans By GlenW in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes +31 -52 Whoever said swans mate for life is a complete liar. As soon as I let my swan go it flew away.