Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Swallowed

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My wife swallowed my man yogurt this morning for the first time.

I don’t she’ll ever ask me to make her a sandwich again.

Worlds Dirtiest Joke

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How can you tell if your sister is on her period? Your dad’s d*ck tastes different.

Black And Blue

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What’s black and blue and hates sex.

Rape victim.

Daughter

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My daughters just got to the age where she’s starting to ask awkward questions about sex.
Then other day she asked “Is that the best you can do?”

Floppy

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I still remember the old days when I used to load my computer with a floppy. That all changed after internet p*rn was invented.

Toilets

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Q. Why do gay men like to have sex in toilets?
A. Because you can’t catch Aids sitting on a toilet seat.