Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

joke or 5 black men

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Q. What’s the difference between 5 black men and a joke
A. Your mama can’t take a joke

Uncle

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My uncle once ejaculated on me. Glad I got that off my chest.

Pedo

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What’s the biggest cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids

200 Million

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I killed 200 million people last night and feeling quite guilty. That’s the last time I read dirty magazine in bed.

Vegetarians

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Q. Why are vegetarians really good at giving head?
A. Because they’re used to eating nuts.

Marines

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Just been thrown out of the marines for sexually assaulting someone during martial arts training. Apparently the Sergent told us to fight ‘hand-to-hand’ not ‘hand-to-gland’.