28May Mum Walking By PeterS in Dirty Jokes +44 -37 Q. What’s worse that your mum walking in on you when you’re watching internet p*rn? A. Changing the tab to Facebook and then realising your 14 year old sister’s “Beach Holiday” photos are on the monitor.
16Jan Dead Hand By Stevo in Dirty Jokes +37 -30 My friend told me masterbating with a dead hand feels a lot better but after trying it I’m now in police custody and my local church has permanently banned me from funerals.
26Apr Mouse Trap By PeteG in Dirty Jokes +36 -29 Got a really nasty injury today from a mouse trap I didn’t see. That’s the last time I ever do push-ups in the nude.
20Apr Receptionist By Dave in Dirty Jokes +54 -48 I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase “Thanks for coming” ?
14Jun Double Standards By Dave in Dirty Jokes Tags: Gay Jokes +34 -28 If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut. If a man does the same thing…. that means he’s a gay.
17Jan Why Are Men Like Cars? By The Judge in Dirty Jokes Tags: Jokes About Men +64 -58 Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.