Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Oreos

in Dirty Jokes
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Q. What do Oreos and women have in common?

A. I like to open them and lick the creamy goodness inside.

Greek Tampon

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What do you call a Greek man with a tampon on his head?…

Abzorba the Greek

Smokes

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My girlfriend always smokes after sex so I’ve decided to start using lube.

World Famous

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
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My girlfriend recently became a world famous porn star.

She’s gonna be really angry when she finds out.

Receptionist

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I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase “Thanks for coming” ?

Double Standards

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If a woman sleeps with a 100 men she’s a slut.
If a man does the same thing….
that means he’s a gay.