13Dec Tesco Value By Steve in Dirty Jokes +18 -9 I got in touch with my inner self today. That’s the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.
05Jun Threading By SarahF6 in Dirty Jokes +43 -34 To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stiff she licks it. To put it in she pushes it. It’s a hell of a job threading a needle.
10Oct Sentenced By PeteyB in Dirty Jokes +33 -24 Got sentenced in court yesterday for having indecent images on my computer. The judge said “How does 5-6 years sound?” I said, “Sexy.”
06Jun Email By MarkA in Dirty Jokes +27 -18 Just tried to email a picture of my cock today but I got a message saying “Recipient may not be able to receive files this large”. It was a nice boost for my confidence.
27Jan Hard Worker By DonaldT in Dirty Jokes +42 -33 It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my boss didn’t keep blocking porn websites.
11Aug New position By Dave in Dirty Jokes +19 -10 Just discovered a new position called ‘9’. It’s just me laying there on my own. I have no sex life.