Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

Black Eggs

in Animal Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+42 -37

Did you know there is a large breed of chicken that is black and lays black eggs? Don’t believe me?

Just Google “big black cocks”.

Circumcision

in Dirty Jokes
+56 -51

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Fisherman

in Dirty Jokes
+10 -5

What do you call an expert fisherman? A Master Baiter.

Funerals

in Dirty Jokes
+34 -29

Three things funerals and sex have in common!

1. They both put a stiff in a box.
2. They both require lots of tissues.
3. They can both sometimes make people cry.

Trouser Present

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -17

Q. Why is a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out the best present you can give a teenage boy?
A. Because it’s something to wear and something to play with at the same time.

Hug

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -21

Sometimes all a man needs from a woman is a nice hug…. around the penis with a vagina.