Best Funny Dirty Jokes

The best top rated funny short dirty jokes of all time. Hilariously rude humor that looks at the funny side of sex.

2 argos pens!!!!

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here is 2 interesting facts about me!
1) my knob is the same lenth as 2 argos pens!

2)im barred from argos

Life

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Q. What do life and a p*nis have in common?
A. Women make them both hard.

Show business

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They say in show business never work with children or animal. That’s especially true when making adult movies.

Younger

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When I was younger I used to think I was gay but then I found out that playing with yourself doesn’t count.

Santa’s Sack

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Q. Why is Santa’s sack so big?

A. Because he only cums once a year

Mouse Trap

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Got a really nasty injury today from a mouse trap I didn’t see. That’s the last time I ever do push-ups in the nude.